• Failed Accountant   • Toast Master   • Admiral in the Alabama Navy

I tell the cowgirl I have come to placate her beast!

First I grease up my knees!

Then begin my Bull whispering

and leave with the two cowgirls!

This feathered dancer wanted to play my  pipes.

I swear I didn't say the obvious!

But it was all coolaboola in the end

and then her sisters all wanted a go!