1. 'What Are You Wearing Under That Tartan Tutu??'
This is usually asked by the ladies, and I am getting a little fed up with the old 'BLT' answer - (that's 'Black Lace and Duck Tape'). So click to the cartoon site, go the virtual bar and have a drink with the Jock in a Frock who will explain everything - once and for all!

Or you you can buy a ripaway kilt here!

2. 'Dude! How Can  I Have Your Job?'
I usually get asked this question right at the end of the tasting as I am leaving. I wish I could sit down and tell the person how easy it was to land this gig in the hope that they might be inspired to quit their jobs and do something that they really love!! 

So click here for the whole sordid tale how of I quit a secure job at Arthur Andersen and became a Professional Whisky Taster - possibly the most enviable position in the world!